this post was submitted on 31 May 2026
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Simple.
During sex, the butthole is either visible, in the near vicinity or the active target of stimulation.
Basically the only times you generally actually see a butthole (in general people) is when your genitals are swollen.
So see butthole, remember sexy times unconsciously.
Or not. But it sounds like something that would come out of a marketing department.
This reads like an alien trying to explain why humans like buttholes.
You just moved up the probing list
Hot.
Don't get excited. We no longer use the crude anal route for probing purposes as it was far too scarring, for us.
We simply enter, what we believe to be painlessly, through your pupils, while you lay peacefully paralyzed and fully conscious for the invigorating science being done.
Well let me know if your grandparents start feeling nostalgic.
This is absolutely correct, sex sells!
Walmart is also a butthole, Target is a nipple, Amazon is a penis, etc etc etc