this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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Sometimes you just don't have time. Like, brother.. Come on.. I'm almost 40. It's not as easy to jackhammer my wife at the perfect angle for 25 straight minutes anymore. It's better for everyone, her included, if she helps rub that shit out and we can both be asleep by 10pm. We have work tomorrow, and you know our daughter's going to come pitter-pattering in here at 4:30am to say she's hungry because she couldn't be fucked to eat more than two beans and a half a chicken tender the night prior.
Plus if you're the type to get more satisfaction from your partner's pleasure than your own (which I'm hoping goes for everyone reading this), if toys help her come more times, why wouldn't you do it? I know I always enjoyed it more that way, SHE was the one who didn't want it too often lol
Alright then. You win comment of the day.
Should be able to elicit an orgasm with oral in far less than 40 minutes.
Sure, if your SO is into it. Many aren't.
Also, it's not one or the other, variety is good.
Well, people arent immutable, and romance and intimacy develops over time. I'd say a guy or girl who needs very specific conditions to orgasm has some intimacy issues. I'd imagine people might not want to be with people who have hangups like that.
Oh my bad, sorry, I meant to say everyone's perfect the way they are, of course.
You really sound like one of these boomers that don’t like their families.
Thanks for letting me know what that sounded like. Next time I'll add an /s at the end so that the dim individuals among us (not you, of course..) can more easily recognize humor on a sub that's devoted to it.
Try being a parent before judging one. Everything here rings true to someone with a young child and bills to pay.
Yup, I love them, but their whining can get real old.