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titta... slosh (media.piefed.world)

submitted 2 months ago by j4k3@piefed.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer

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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIL9CiUDHp0

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He stole that story from this greentext and made the restaurant thing up
/s

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is an ancient joke. I don't remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.

[–] matti@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah I first heard this as a kid in the 90s. Jokes get recycled a lot.