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Don't missionaries go to heaven as well?
No, that's where they come from. Back in the good old days they used to end up in kettles stirred by members of primitive tribes wearing chef hats. Nowadays they are probably getting composted.
Not enough of them ended up that way which is proof that the lord ain’t all that.