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Throw back to a classic (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/funny@sh.itjust.works
 
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[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

I still can't figure out what happened here. You poop, the toilet is then blocked by poop. You panick and reach in with your hands and successfully retrieve the poop and toss it out the window, now you're in the bathroom, toilet hopefully unclogged and with shitty hands and you now decide to bring the poop BACK in to the bathroom through the window!? Huh!?

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

She took the turd out, mummified it, and then tied to launch it out of the window. Problem was that the window had two panes and she didn't realize so it got stuck between the two. She tried to retrieve the poo but got stuck attempting to get it back out. I could link to the actual article but I think it's funnier to link to this. Start at 1:21:10

Here you go

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

I still would have had trouble fully understanding were it not for the full size image with that chick's legs sticking out the top of the space between the 2 windows. Haha. Pretty rough that on top of everything it makes the news and then later this game show.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the link—I can’t believe they let him get away with not explaining “the most interesting bit”.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If I remember the story correctly the poop wound up getting caught someplace very obviously visible from the bathroom window

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah... you pretty much got it, but the poop was stuck between the window and a sealed outer window. Thus her climbing up to retrieve it.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Only thing I can think is maybe the Pooh got stuck between window panels or a screen? Probably didn't make it "out" the window all the way.

Or she's just into that shit.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

"Into that shit," indeed

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

She's a keeper, Yes Sir she keeps all her poo.