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I take my toast fast and rough. Gentle buttering is for French pastries.
I do #2 when possible but that's not compatible with the slotted, vertical toasters.
Hey, if you can't make it work, that's on you. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ Treat your toast like you treat a lady. Maybe that's what you already do. ๐ฅ๐
I only have a vertical toaster. I meant let the butter just sit on the bread after toasting and let it melt in.
The fact that you misunderstood this tells me you're not a rEaL tOaSt-O ๐คช
(Please note I'm spreading the douche on thick right now, I'm not normally this obnoxious lol)
You sonovabitch, I've been eating toast since before sliced bread. I'm basically 98% toast. Even when I get into fights, people can't help but tell me. /s
I tend to have that effect on people.