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[โ€“] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that's just the false advertising. The reality is more like:

"Hey ChatGPT, I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?"

"Uranium contains about 18 million calories..."

[โ€“] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Then you ask it for a seahorse emoji and it has a stroke.