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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[โ€“] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (2 children)

why didn't Jesus think of that? Was he stupid?

[โ€“] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

They didn't have the wheel in the bronze age ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[โ€“] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus would have survived crucifixion if he'd tried harder

[โ€“] butersnaps@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

On the other hand, I think he nailed it.