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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck I'd pick that in the blink of an eye

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know, that's how you end up with a cursed sword that does no damage and reduces your armor by 20%.

Good luck letting go of it once it's too late.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doesn't matter ~~had sex~~

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

For real, I wouldn't even have a chance to take a fucking picture