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I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”
It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.
Maybe you’re just too stupid to get a joke
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I’m not responsible for you being an idiot with no sense of humor.
Go on, and keep complaining about some random comment on the Internet, I’ll be sure to keep telling you how absolutely fucking stupid you are for even bothering
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Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it's not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.
They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let's not agitate them further. 😵💫
I’m very much enjoying your lack of self-control. It’s very entertaining.
holds up spork energy over here
Fragile individual. Holy hell.
Admitting your faults is the first step to recovery
Congratulations
😂 this mf
It’s pretty rare that I see someone shit out of their own mouth, but, hey, statistics…
😆
I accept your surrender
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Excellent kindergarten rhetoric. "If you reply again, I win! Ha-haaa"
How old are you? Like, really. You thrive on acting like this? It's like watching some drunk at a party arguing with everyone, and everyone is just kinda awkwardly just wanting to ignore them and have a good time and wishing this fool would just leave. That's what it's like to have you here.
When you're 80, will you look back at today and say, "yeah, that was the day I won at life"? 🤷♂️ Food for thought, brother.
That’s a lot of words and effort to convince me that your skull is filled with diarrhea.
All the effort wasn’t necessary. I already believed that.
Haha you’re a peepeepoopoo head
BANNED. 🔨 Good-bye!
Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.
And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.
(Please don't tell me to unalive myself! 😭)
I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.
I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though
You are a troubled individual.
Your comment proves that I have power over you.
Awesome
How so? And why is that important to you, do you think?
I am incredibly amused by watching you continue to smear your face with your own shit
I can’t imagine why you continue, but I really enjoy it
Woow, this escalated quickly! Chill the fuck down 🥶
Why should I be the one who is responsible for the fact that your brain is literal shit?
If I were you, I’d be pretty upset with whomever it was who filled your skull with literal human shit
That is not me
I sincerely hope you find some peace in your life.
You're not the only one they have told to kill themselves now. They told me, too. This child is not fit to be online.
You should definitely kill yourself.
But make a video, and send me a copy
You're dodging. Why is power important to you?
Nobody asked you to prove that you had literal diarrhea for brands, but it was nice of you to prove it anyway…
Still dodging.
I wonder also why you are so angry. You give the impression in your other comments that are this sophisticated progressive person, but now you are showing your true self? What's going on here? You're saying some pretty vile shit lol. It's fascinating.
Keep telling me how desperate you are for my approval.
I’ve never known anything so sad
You're dodging every sensitive thing I'm exposing. Good rhetoric...
Watching you continue to eat the shit out of your own ass is extremely amazing.
Please continue
Keep feeding me report ammunition. It's working well. Several of your threads are already gone. 👌 👏 You 👏 don't 👏 belong 👏 here. 😙👋
Every reply only proves how much power I have over you
How's that power feel now that you're banned? 😘 Bet it feels worth it!
Why is that important to you?
For the same reason, you can’t stop yourself from responding to my comments
You like getting fucked in the ass