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submitted 2 weeks ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 134 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

#include <delusion>

[–] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 30 points 2 weeks ago

delusion was added in C++24 and we are stuck in C++03 😭

[–] siha@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

#define GIRLFRIEND = NULL

[–] TechLich@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

error: expected primary-expression before '=' token
1 | #define GIRLFRIEND = NULL
  |                    ^