this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
450 points (93.3% liked)

Programmer Humor

27758 readers
53 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
anzo@programming.dev
Feyter@programming.dev
BurningTurtle@programming.dev
pylapp@programming.dev
450
Lucky enough, I am C++ Developer (feddit.org)
submitted 2 weeks ago by genfood@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
117 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 50 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

C++ lets you assign variables with <%%> in case your parents were killed by an equals sign.

[–] entwine@programming.dev 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

TIL about bat! Looks awesome!

[–] dwraf_of_ignorance@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Look into batman too. Its like bat but for man pages

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (8 replies)