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Holy shit, these are all amazing.
We're only missing Long Dick Johnson.
"The Chinless Wonder."
"Dog-faced Kitty."
"Fatty McDuff."
"Few Clothes Molly."
... modern day stipper/porn star names got nothin' on these, goddamn.
This is, to me, the same level/kind of funny as that Japanese baseball game from the 80s, with the hysterical attempts at coming up with American baseball player names.
He wouldn't be President for another 70ish years.
Ah, good 'ole Lyndon "Flop my cock out at the urinal to intimidate other politicians" Johnson.
why Long Dick Johnson when you could have Dong Lick Johnson
It's a New Vegas reference.
He had a really long dick, hence the name.