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[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (15 children)

That's an organ. An Orgasm is individual form of life, such as a bacterium, protist, fungus, plant, or animal, composed of a single cell or a complex of cells.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 62 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

Hang on, that's an organism. An orgasm is a membrane bound compartment found within cells.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

No no, that's an organelle. An orgasm is the best or most advantageous, with the greatest amount possible

[–] JellyKinder@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's optimum. An Orgasm is functioning in an orderly way or according to a plan.

[–] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, i think that's organized. An orgasm is a species of New World marsupials that plays dead in case of danger.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, that's an opossum. An orgasm is a formal speech given at a formal occasion.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of an oration. An orgasm is a mythical ancient metal described as a golden-yellow alloy that somewhat resembled brass.

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, you’re thinking of orichalcum, an orgasm is the philosophical position that states that the universe and its various parts ought to be considered alive and naturally ordered

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, but that’s organicism. Orgasm is a function describing the location and wave-like behavior of an electron in an atom.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ah, close but that's actually Oscillation. Orgasm is when you juxtapose two concepts with opposite meanings in one word or phrase, often for humor..

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, but that's an oxymoron! You're thinking of a chemical process where a substance loses electrons.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, you're thinking of oxidation
Orgasm is a citrus fruit, which is the hybrid of the Pomelo and the Mandarin, and has a colour of the same name.

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

no you are thinking of oranges.

an orgasm is someone who dedicates their life to the study of booby. brown booby, peruvian booby, and even abbott's booby.

No, that's an ornithologist.

An orgasm is the term used to refer to relative positions in a set.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

No no, that's an ornithologist. An orgasm is when a crowd of people applaud vigorously.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Ah yes, that's it! Thanks!

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