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[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Real programmers are language agnostic

Thought terminating sentence.

[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Real carpenters don't walk away from a job because the hammer is their least favorite brand.

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 12 points 2 weeks ago

Real carpenters bring their own hammer.

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