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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

.... Isn't this implying that you'd go down slides bare assed?

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

Nah, it happens through the clothes too

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

Hmmm, I think for kids, that would be the case. But for ample adults, it would make that sound.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be sure to use plenty of lube.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're not my real dad

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

You don't have a real dad anymore. Remember? You lost him in a fire at SeaWorld