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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For that price you better be in the middle of a procedure removing a large object from someones rectum that they "accidentally fell on".

(If not, I can pay extra, np.)
(And if there is a supply shortage, I can help too, we can split the profits.)