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Anon's solution for first date nerves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 100 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Confidence is a huge deal and very important. Now just talk like a confident you, not like Donald Trump.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 52 points 1 week ago (9 children)

My keyboard is the biggest, loudest, most beautiful - and not just loud, everyone says it has excellent tactility - have you seen the lights? Better than the aurora borealis. The aurora borealis saw my keyboard and said so themselves. I built it myself. It was easy. You go to a website that sells the parts. Great websites, some of the happiest places on the internet.

Nah, still hate it

[–] Franconian_Nomad@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same, but because it’s still too much Trump.

My keyboard is great, I love it. it’s loud, but also a joy to type on. I built it my self, which makes me live it even more - it’s not so difficult. Look at the lights! Here try typing on it, isn‘t the tactility great?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah you're right... The magic trick is liking yourself. I'll get there, but knowing the trick does make it less magical.

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