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Glad I'm bisexual, cause I'd marry the fuck out of them. Not a care in the world for what's in their pants.
How do you know what kind of oral to do, though? You just outed yourself as a terrible lover.
this is why we train on the Bop-It
Please do go easy on the 'Twist It!'
please don't
Ring.
Ring.
... Who is it?
... Honey, who is testicular torsion, and why do they want to talk to you?
Why are they twisting my testicle and not my extra nips?
... Extra nips?
Are you... Scaramanga, from the Man with the Golden Gun?
You figure it out when you get down there, it's not that difficult.
So you do still care, youre just willing to wait for that information until the exact moment it applies.
I think you're taking this too seriously
I think I'm being technically correct!
What.
How does that logic work?
They say they are bisexual.
This implies they have had sexual encounters with both meat rods and meat flowers.
... You know what to do based on ... what shape the sexy time meat is.
... How is this complicated?
Just ask your partner for their instruction manual
Entirely seriously, the world would be a much better place if people defaulted to actually communicating what would be in such a proverbial instruction manual.
It's not but that does still elide a necessary decision fork and discernment.