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Anon asks out a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The issue with Anon is not where he decided to pick the woman up, but how. What he said is basically "hey, I'm creepy enough to eavesdrop your conversation for three whole hours. Since you're desperate you might as well lower your standards and date someone random, like me." Of course she'd reject him.

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

Sounds right to me