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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 27 points 5 days ago (9 children)

168 hours in a week

Minus 56 for sleep is 112

Minus 40 hour work week is 72

Minus half hour commute 5 days a week is 67

67

Minus 65 hours doomscrolling in bed is 2

How tf am I supposed to have hobbies and health with only 2 hours of free time every week?

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)

So, no laundry, eating, bathing, shitting, anything like that? What's your secret?

(In fairness shitting can be combined with either the 40hrs/work if you're smart, or with the 56hr/sleep if you're not, but then the no bathing or laundry becomes a bigger issue..)

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world -2 points 5 days ago

Come on ! People act like laudry hasn't evolved since the 19th century. It takes 1h a week max. Bathing : 2h a week Eating/cooking at home : 15h a week Cleaning the house : 2h a week You are still left with 47h a week left for gym, side projects and socializing. If you don't have kids, life is really not that hard !

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