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Be me

Freshman year of college

Hate everything

Classes feel pointless, dorm food tastes like cardboard

Think about dropping out

Next Day Comes

Meet beautiful, mature blonde student

Smart, confident, laughs at my dumb jokes

We start talking

She makes college feel less miserable

Study sessions turn into coffee dates

Coffee dates turn into real dates

Fast forward a few years

She’s my wife

We’re happy

Nice home, shared life, still laughing together

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[–] SystemL@literature.cafe 2 points 6 days ago

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