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My code is disgusting ๐Ÿซ 

But I'm getting better every day!

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[โ€“] regedit@lemmy.zip 60 points 4 days ago (9 children)

You don't open-source your code because you're embarrassed by it.

I don't open-source my code because I don't understand how git works.

We are not the same.

[โ€“] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am ashamed to say that it took me far longer than it should have for me to understand what the hell I was doing with Git.

[โ€“] regedit@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But you did it! You understand it and that's pretty rad. Every victory, no matter how small, is still a victory!!

[โ€“] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's one way of looking at it haha. Nice username btw.

[โ€“] regedit@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks, haha. All your hives are belong to me!

Have at it. My hives are like my brain in that they're entirely void of any signs of intelligent life. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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