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submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So is COBOL.

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

[–] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Yes, no SQL.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I lol’d

[–] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

AWK?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

(Is there any sane alternative to SQL?)

Well there is our lord and savior, or so I'm told by many MBA(s), No SQL

Oh wait you said Sane. Nevermind.