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[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Broke spaghetti last night while cooking for dinner. I also threw it against the cabinet to make sure it was done cooking.

I have a toddler so cooking "rules" go out the window for laughter.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I also threw it against the cabinet to make sure it was done cooking.

So you don't have a mouth?

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 hours ago

I don't. I absorb spaghetti via osmosis.