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Anon's solution for first date nerves (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] smokeysnilas@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

I might sometimes do something like this myself, but I like to think I sound a bit less retarded and also I do it only when the other person has been overly annoying. Like bullshitting me first or asking me random questions in a meeting where I don't belong or when I was clearly not caring and not paying attention before.