The Federal Bureau of Control
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Who the fuck did your onboarding, agent?! Did you skip over the part where you're not, under any circumstances, to reveal the location of the Oldest House to the public?! Do you need another copy of that memo?!
Nope, the oldest house is just on the other side of the street
Yep, other side, that's definitely not just a red herring address that was invented for that interactive mockumentary that came out a few years ago.
I think you can read the address in letters you find around in Central Executive
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TIL, thanks! My first thought was that it might've been a telephony exchange center, data center, or other networking infrastructure hub. There's a building in my city colloquially referred to as "the bunker" built with a similar hardened brutalist style that houses all the main network trunk connections for our state.
My father worked for Western Electric, the part of the Bell System that handled wiring this building (and others). I'm pretty sure he worked there, at least for a while. The amount of copper wire in that building is astronomical.
this could be us, but you playin'
My life is empty without a doomer shawty to collect copper and smoke crack with. 😔
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The amount of copper wire in that building is astronomical.
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Fun fact: there are some big magnets in there. I have a compass on my backpack and it had a lot of trouble when I passed that building.
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The main server of EvilCorp.
Something something the redundant backups and hydrogen filling the room
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Apple. There's no windows.
Oh that's just the Oldest House
The janitor is nice though.
Here's a great video on it
Hey this looks interesting. I’ll check it out
It's an AT&t switch building
It's a major communications connection hub and because that's where so many data comes through, it's also an intelligence base. Probably NSA.
Telecom exchange. We got one kinda similar in KCMO, although I’d guess there are actual offices for people in the lower half of the building since it’s got windows.
New York telephone exchange.
Telephone exchanger. And as a consequence a lot of espionage occurred there, but just because it's a big telephone exchanger, not because that's its purpose.
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The Ministry of Love?
CIA servers you say?
That's where Immortan Joe releases the water sometimes.
There are at least half a dozen quality YouTube videos on that building. It's a Comms hub/bunker and the NSA probably has an office inside where they get a tap on basically all traffic AT&T handles
No idea what building that is or what's inside, but I love me a giant brutalist megastructure.
That's a big router
Cube.
It contains one of the missing palantir. Allows them to see anywhere they want.
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It's a CIA/NSA building. It contains SigInt shit.
Inside there is a glass box surrounded by 7 cameras and other equipment. Sometimes Dale Cooper's doppelganger shows up.
The CIA or NSA telecom data extraction building .... Something like that, where all the internet gets analyzed in there....
It's the global "build-a-bear" factory, that the Lububus did a hostile takeover on.
Nearby metro systems central hvac.
Probably
Titanpointe.
The internet. All of it.
I knew it'd be Titanpointe before even clicking the link.
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