this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She's only saying you're no bother to be nice, fyi.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whenever they say "you're good" after you apologize you are not good, they just don't want to waste any more time on you and want to move on.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

"No, really, I like you a lot!" means she's feeling around in her purse for her rape whistle.

[–] Jrockwar@feddit.uk 44 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe he'd feel more at ease if he wore clothes.

[–] SpicyTaint@lemmy.world 43 points 3 weeks ago

How it feels just being out in public.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Or am I just stoned?

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Staring from a distance is not creepy, right

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

you guys are getting flirted with?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 3 weeks ago

dressing nice helps.