Doin magic tricks with her pussy, call her a vagician
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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I legitimately knew a guy who was a magician who pulled a card out of a girl's pussy. I wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't confirmed it.
All you had to do was smell it. Bet it smelled like bullshit.
Lil Wayne?
Does making things disappear count as a magic trick?
No, but pulling out a rabbit might qualify
I have a Nova. Itβs okay. I much prefer a different internal thing like a bad dragon dildo combined with a clit sucker instead.
Fill it with glitter
Then queef
Clenching might as well be magic.
Sometimes it cries. That's nothing to queef at.
I mean, they're not really for looking at?
Way better things possible.