this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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[–] Thorry@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard's eyes glow, the Horus Guard's beak glistens, the Setesh Guard's... nose drips.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Thorry@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the mark of the unclean, to be worn by parents of toddlers.

Source: am a parent of toddlers.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nurgle's blessing upon ye.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

If you nose you nose.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Nobody nose

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

I thought that was a leg and got very confused

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It snot an emerald

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta pay the troll toll...

[–] __ahhhhh@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. Many races believe that it was created by some sort of God, though the Jatravartid people of Viltvodle VI believe that the entire Universe was in fact sneezed out of the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure.

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

Jatravartid ring

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

... to have and to hold, ... in sickness and in health ...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

When you're all about the drip.

[–] JayFonduh@lemmy.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

It means meet me in the bathroom in 14 seconds.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This ring obviously belongs to an AFOL who is proficient with building techniques where studs are not always on top.

I leave it to the reader to determine what is the connection here.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

A little on the nose, isn't it?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

The meaning is different if it's pointing the other way

[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's sick