this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
1024 points (95.3% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

35926 readers
3745 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
1024
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Godric@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 113 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I ran over a toddler and an unhoused gentleman trying to read that. Good thing my truck is lifted, so there's no damage to the body. Your choices have consequences!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I gare noy???

What does that mean???

[–] heythatsprettygood@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

I believe it says "I care not".

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hear me out: why do we allow pedestrians!? It's like, get a car!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

c/fuckpedestrians

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

spill proof drink containers are game changer!

[–] awful_neutral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The funny thing is your don't even need to read the text for this one

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I didn't even know there was text until seeing the replies

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, everyone know he say yes and put on the ring 😊

[–] awful_neutral@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nah you're think of a different scene. This is the scene where he asks for sloppy toppy (passionately)

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

YOUR WELCOME GAM GAM.

I HAVE YOUR SCHNAPPS IN THE PASSENGER SEAT, DRIVING OVER NOW. I'M DRINKING ONE BOTTLE ON THE WAY AS "DELIVERY FEE".

SEE YOU SOON!

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

HELL YEAH, BROTHER, I'M CRANKIN' M- oh, sorry, wrong community.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

HE'LL YEAH BROTHER!!!!11!!!!!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Dear Slim...

Superbly shit post indeed.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They'll certainly have a big brain when the blunt force trauma from the accident causes hemorrhaging.

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Texting while driving isn't that dangerous, I alw

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Like Gramma always said, "it's not the drunk drivers that are the problem. It's those fucking drunk crashers giving us a bad name!"

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I know we all joke about this, but like, it's literally probably safer than using a fucking unintuitive touchscreen to control your climate settings or wipers or headlights

you could have a dash mounted phone and use voice to text, and that is pretty much guaranteed less of a distraction to a driver than trying to navigate menus to turn off their high beams

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I will not buy a car that requires the touchscreen to operate essential functions like wipers.

Putting indicator buttons on the steering wheel is just as bad if the steering wheel can turn more than 45°.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] fonix232@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fedisniper strikes again. When will this terror end?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago

And while you're at it, put handles on pudding cups so I can steer and hold my snack. I need my right hand for the spoon and scrolling Youtube,

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And remove ads from YouTube while you're at it. Don't they know taking both my hands off the wheel to pick up my phone and hit skip is dangerous???!??

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If your car has a digital speedometer, etc... it's possible you can replace that entire distracting panel with your YouTubes.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

FFS, what's wrong with you dumbasses? Watching YouTube on your phone or on the instrument cluster is fucking insane and you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Seriously, I don't care if you're joking or not, grow the fuck up.

Eye strain is no laughing matter. Use a tablet.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

90% of drivers admit to taking their eyes off the road to look down at their speedometer. Together we can stop this.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have a max speed enforcer built in my car, i always drive pedal down like in mario kart don’t need speedometer.. Maybe I am 10% 🧐

[–] LarsIsCool@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

NORMALIZE ADDING BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE

[–] python@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

*ONE HANDED BRAILLE FOR BLIND PEOPLE WHO ARE CURRENTLY DRIVING

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

:-:•;°°*:.;.--•

[–] specialwall@midwest.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

I was trying to read this while driving, but there wasn't enough contrast between the white text and the light gray cat 😿

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

You'll get smaller text so your eyes stay on the road and you'll like it.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Though still not normalizing text alternatives for drivers who need accessibility. 🤔

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

Normalize transforming memes into GIF where only 1 big letter per frame will be shown over all the image.

[–] AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was slowly scrolling down while reading, expecting it to say "while drunk"

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How else is one supposed to drive?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

While drinking? Drunk means I'm finished, past tense.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 3 weeks ago

This reminds me of an old Insanity Wolf meme.

ALMOST HIT SOMEONE DRIVING, BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

##CATS SHOULD NOT HAVE DRIVER'S LICENSES##

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›