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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.

[–] shittydwarf@piefed.social 69 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's true, many people are saying it

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's all the right wing media needs as a source anyway, so it's clearly true.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My heart tells me it's true.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

God told me it was true. Believe me.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 77 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At this point I feel like it's totally plausible that the real reason he's fighting so hard to keep the Epstein files locked away is not because they implicate him in the sex trafficking of underaged children but rather they reveal that he engaged in gay sex with his now political rivals.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Do you think Trump is a deep throat guy or does he just bob on the head? Did he swallow the gravy? Did Clinton do what he did to Monica and make him stop so bubba could finish himself off?

[–] Zagam@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Come on man. You think if trump gave head hed put any effort into it? Or concern himself with giving pleasure?

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean maybe he enjoys it?

[–] Garbagio@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No sucking, just licks it while you jerk it. Also you gotta cum in a napkin.

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[–] pipe01@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I hate you for making me think about this

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[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] Tundra@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The Epstein email dump this week had an exchange where someone asked if Putin had the photos of Donnie (Trump) blowing Bubba (Clinton).

I don't have a direct link to the emails, but that is what it is referencing.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've only seen references to it in shitposts so I still have no idea if it's real or not.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The email is real, whether the email is referencing a real thing is not confirmed.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Also whether "Bubba" really refers to Clinton, as its a common nickname.

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

blowing his mind or his head?

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah...

My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can't do it if OP does not link the source or explain

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Ok so I genuinely thought, there's no way it really happened. That it was just stupid dudes making dumb jokes.

But that comes out of diving NO WHERE. "Oh you're with Bannon? Ask him if the Russians know Donnie blew Clinton." Sounds so much more like they're referencing an actual event.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Importance: High

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

The email etiquette on display there is abysmal. What sort of subject line is "hey"? Also they're using email like you use IM.

They're all absolute savages, this email alone should be enough to convict them. People who type like that are not good people.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Who is Donni Dee?

Edit: and who is Mark Epstein?

[–] ericatty@infosec.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago

Jeffrey's brother (Mark)

From context and references to "Donald", "with Bannon", "Ask Putin", and "Donnie Tee" - I'm guessing "Donnie Dee" also refers to the current President.

Don't know if Dee is a typo or a dick joke.

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[–] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the second "trump suggin bill" meme I've seen. Bill goes low but .. in garbage!?

[–] tiny_mouse@lemmy.ml 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“I did. Not. Have sexual. Relations. With that orange.”

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

"i said no homo, so it doesn't count, k?"

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He did have a a strange obsession with Arnold palmers dick too

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

THE 'OL FAIRWAY WOOD

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Turns out Trump really was saying "Buttery Males"

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So I definitely missed something here but from the memes I'm gathering there was something in the Epstein emails that implies that TACO gave Clinton a BJ. Do I understand that correctly?

[–] amorangi@lemmy.nz 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, you understand that correctly.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Is there any way to stop understanding that?

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yes, with wine.

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Putin has photos to hold over drumpf's head for this. 100%! It's literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.

Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or... they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn't a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I’m calling it now: There will be a non-zero number of MAGAts who briefly go gay to own the libs.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

wasn't there that proud boy that took a dildo up the ass to own the libs on his podcast?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gavin mcinnes, the founder. He did it to prove he wasn't homophobic, I think.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

Yep and everyone who watched the podcast did it to also prove they weren't homophobic, and that's the only reason.

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[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Dark LGBTQ long game 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What the absolute fuck did I miss?

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Trump blew bill Clinton and there might be photos

Trump is currently going after “Clinton and other democrats in Epstein” probe to change the search results

[–] EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

So when Donnie Tee brought out all of Bill's sexual harassment victims to his debate with Hillary, was it because they were all in the same club?

[–] Fleur_@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First queer president 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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