If this is true it will be the funniest goddamn thing in US history.
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It's true, many people are saying it
That's all the right wing media needs as a source anyway, so it's clearly true.
My heart tells me it's true.
God told me it was true. Believe me.
At this point I feel like it's totally plausible that the real reason he's fighting so hard to keep the Epstein files locked away is not because they implicate him in the sex trafficking of underaged children but rather they reveal that he engaged in gay sex with his now political rivals.
Do you think Trump is a deep throat guy or does he just bob on the head? Did he swallow the gravy? Did Clinton do what he did to Monica and make him stop so bubba could finish himself off?
Come on man. You think if trump gave head hed put any effort into it? Or concern himself with giving pleasure?
I mean maybe he enjoys it?
No sucking, just licks it while you jerk it. Also you gotta cum in a napkin.
Why not both?
what have I missed
The Epstein email dump this week had an exchange where someone asked if Putin had the photos of Donnie (Trump) blowing Bubba (Clinton).
I don't have a direct link to the emails, but that is what it is referencing.
I've only seen references to it in shitposts so I still have no idea if it's real or not.
The email is real, whether the email is referencing a real thing is not confirmed.
Also whether "Bubba" really refers to Clinton, as its a common nickname.
blowing his mind or his head?
Weiner in mouth

Yeah...
My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can't do it if OP does not link the source or explain

Ok so I genuinely thought, there's no way it really happened. That it was just stupid dudes making dumb jokes.
But that comes out of diving NO WHERE. "Oh you're with Bannon? Ask him if the Russians know Donnie blew Clinton." Sounds so much more like they're referencing an actual event.
Importance: High
The email etiquette on display there is abysmal. What sort of subject line is "hey"? Also they're using email like you use IM.
They're all absolute savages, this email alone should be enough to convict them. People who type like that are not good people.
Who is Donni Dee?
Edit: and who is Mark Epstein?
Jeffrey's brother (Mark)
From context and references to "Donald", "with Bannon", "Ask Putin", and "Donnie Tee" - I'm guessing "Donnie Dee" also refers to the current President.
Don't know if Dee is a typo or a dick joke.
It's the second "trump suggin bill" meme I've seen. Bill goes low but .. in garbage!?
“I did. Not. Have sexual. Relations. With that orange.”
"i said no homo, so it doesn't count, k?"
He did have a a strange obsession with Arnold palmers dick too
THE 'OL FAIRWAY WOOD
Turns out Trump really was saying "Buttery Males"
So I definitely missed something here but from the memes I'm gathering there was something in the Epstein emails that implies that TACO gave Clinton a BJ. Do I understand that correctly?
Yes, you understand that correctly.
Putin has photos to hold over drumpf's head for this. 100%! It's literally the only thing that could potentially break the hold he has on those MAGAt morons.
Either their hatred for Clinton will freak them out. Or... they will mental gymnastics the whole thing and suddenly blowing some other dude isn't a bad thing to them anymore. I mean most of em seem closeted anyways so maybe it will be good for their tiny little brains?
I’m calling it now: There will be a non-zero number of MAGAts who briefly go gay to own the libs.
wasn't there that proud boy that took a dildo up the ass to own the libs on his podcast?
Gavin mcinnes, the founder. He did it to prove he wasn't homophobic, I think.
Yep and everyone who watched the podcast did it to also prove they weren't homophobic, and that's the only reason.
What the absolute fuck did I miss?
Trump blew bill Clinton and there might be photos
Trump is currently going after “Clinton and other democrats in Epstein” probe to change the search results
So when Donnie Tee brought out all of Bill's sexual harassment victims to his debate with Hillary, was it because they were all in the same club?
