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[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 72 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Used to have TracFone (before Verizon bought them) and they did this to me. Never switched phone carriers so fast

Edit: looks like I still have the email

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 87 points 3 weeks ago

If you have any questions, you may call...

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

If this is blurred instead of destructively censored with a solid colour please remove the image and censor it with a solid colour

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Too late, I already reassembled the pixels by hand in Microsoft Paint to hijack his decades old defunct mobile account.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 50 points 3 weeks ago

I'll never recover from this

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

2025 alone had been like 12 years, so...

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Blurred it using Signal's blur tool

Password isn't in use anymore anyway, and the email is no longer my primary addressed, but I appreciate the heads up.

[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh sweet, didn't know about this. Thanks for the link.

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

It's not blurred

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

May want to remove your name from the pic.

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 18 points 3 weeks ago

Easy enough to get, it's available on the root of my domain. Thx for calling it out, but I don't treat it as sensitive

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Check your email, we sent you your password : hunter2 there.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

Weird, all I see is *******

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ah penny arcade back when it was kinda good and the characters didn't look like neanderthal cronenberg abominations. Those were the days.

[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe it's a jeopardy style answer.

The password is "delicious".

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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 23 points 3 weeks ago

I haven't encountered this in a long time, but it was kinda the norm at one point.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Just use a password manager. I have never "forgot" a password in over a decade. But the best part is honestly only having to remember a single password for the rest of my life. Bliss

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean the bigger problem in this meme is that they're able and are emailing the plaintext password.

But in essence I do agree, use a password manager

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Passwords are a piece of piss. But thats cos I grew up having to not only remember between 10 and 13 digit phone numbers, but also assign them to different people. I use that part of my brain now as a password manager... lol.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Your passwords definitely arent secure enough then. Unless you have a fucking eidetic memory. Its not just remembering passwords, its remembering which passwords go with what. I straight up dont believe you if you tell me you have 30 different completely random alphanumeric 15 character strings locked into your brain and can reliably remember which one goes with which. And if your passwords are less than that, or if you use the same password but with slight differences, or if you have some sort of 'system' youre just asking to be hacked. Just use a damn password manager.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

30 different completely random alphanumeric 15 character strings

I mean, that's great and all, but I'm pretty sure my 65 character sentence with a foreign punctuation is even better than that. I probably have somewhere around 30 of those memorized. Probably more if you include the throwaway accounts and not just my real ones.

[–] azureskypirate@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Good job.

One may test strings in https://www.passwordmonster.com/

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[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its absolutely fine if you dont believe me, chief. But I spent the first 20 years of my life doing that very thing. 10 to 13 digits assigned to different people and locations. All wildly different from each other. Im not the only one. Most people my age and older developed this skill. And they still use it. In fact, most of us, can still remember the phone numbers from the 80s and 90s as well. We are rain man when it comes to this shit lol.

Dont be jelly...

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah i grew up with telephones too, its not the same thing. Memorizing a string of numbers is vastly different from remembering a truly random string, and if your passwords are just numbers then youre gonna get hacked at some point. Good luck though. Also every boomer that ever lived probably knew more phone numbers than you at one point but they all still have 12345 or some equivalent written on a sticky note somewhere so im not sure why you think that thats equivalent.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I royally fucked up when I first started using a password manager:
I created a password entry, copied the password from it, clicked on "change password" in the account I wanted to update, and pasted in.
Repeat for all my accounts, without testing in between.
I forgot that Linux has two separate clipboards for CTRL+C/V and middle click paste.
I used the wrong one for pasting and changed all my passwords to whatever was in the other clipboard at that moment.
Then I shut the computer down.
And then I realized what I'd just done.

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

i would consider it if the password manager could email me my passwords

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 weeks ago

Here is the cryptographic hash of your password. Good luck.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I remember in primary school, my school district wrote the passwords on index cards and passed them out to kids whenever we need it for online assignments / quiz / (US) State Standarized Exams, and I was just like... um... isn't that very insecure? (Also I already memorized the password)

Some classmate peeked at my card and I was like: "bruh"...

I told the teacher about it and she just said don't worry.

And you can't even change the password, not until middle school at least. Bruh, I always was afraid some dipshit is gonna log in as me and troll me

Who the fuck runs the IT? I could probably do a better job.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Practical obscurity is behind a LOT of today's security sadly.

I have access to the exam system our law school uses as I co-administer it, there's definitely a way to send people a raw text version of their password in emails. My boss also asks professors to write down their passwords on sticky notes so he can work on their PCs, this week I heard him give his SSO-connected admin account password to a faculty member over the phone, with the strict instructions she not use it for anything else. Smh. He's a domain admin. Mmmkay.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

And you can't even change the password

"Sorry, it's written in pen, nothing we can do."

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

even when I was in like 1st grade they told us to write it in a notebook or something

[–] mech@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

My password is
hunter2'); DROP TABLE Passwords;--

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

When I was in college ~2011, I had a neat little software installed that allowed me to sniff wifi networks. Turns out, the school did not locally encrypt your password before it was sent to the server. Meaning, Students could have had super complicated passwords. And it wouldn't matter. Because I got to see it in plain-text. The school allowed you to link a secondary email since they correctly assumed people might not check the school email as much as their personal. Which basically everyone did. And lots of people also use the same password to everything. You can see where I'm going with this...

Facebook did hash and salt their passwords, but I managed to crack a few using a dictionary attack on a pretty shitty laptop. Though if I remember correctly, if you were automatically logged in due to session cache or via cookies, I could not find your password because that handshake had nothing to do with your password. Maybe I could have used the data some other way, but I didn't know how.

[–] henfredemars@lemdro.id 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Using a password management scheme of some kind does not optional. You cannot trust them with what’s effectively a master password.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A password manager does not solve this problem.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Oh it absolutely helps. Because if you're using a password manager then every account you have should have a different password.

Most people who don't use them just use the same password or a variation thereof for everything, making a leak much more devastating.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate passkeys, but I understand that without a password manager, they’re probably the best option. And for some god forsaken reason, like you said, most people just don’t use a password manager. I can’t even get my wife to use one, and I’ve shown her how easy it is.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

My password manager also holds my passkeys, so I really don't mind them.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Using a password manager is not optional. Schemes are to easy to figure out and/or brute force.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

To wrap it all together, password managers do have inherent flaws, but it's better than all alternatives for passwords so far. The real argument is that passwords in general are a shitty authentication scheme.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Figure out mine then, right now.

(I do indeed use a password manager especially for online services, but for some things [like the PM itself] you can't rely on it and need to remember a few, and a scheme helps for that. I also bet $10 you can't guess one of my schemed passwords. To be fair, the way I do it it'd still be really hard to figure out the others even if you knew the system, which I will not reveal. I'd be impressed if you even guessed the system.)

I could upgrade it though, still. New system: book cypher.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

TranscriptionTweet by Rhys @RhysSullivan

Clicked "forgot password" and they emailed me my password

Attached is a photo of a man staring directly at the camera with a mildly surprised and disappointed look on his face. Eyes wide, mouth slightly open and downturned.

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