having a C# dev boyfriend would be such a boon. "hey honeyyy? unity is not doing what I want it to, can you be my rubber ducky? <3" Wait, I remebered I am using Unreal/ C++ now. Nevermind. 10/10 accurate diagram.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

"Yeah I am something of a Javascript user myself"

opens any modern webpage

[–] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Everyone using the web are JavaScript users, but what about JavaScript developers?

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hopefully I keep js disabled

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I hate C++ so much

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

RStudio and SQL are the only ones of those things I’m aware of having experience with (no idea what language rimworld is coded in, but I’ve also only read that, not tried to modify it).

But if some dude wanted to spend a bunch of time and energy to teach me all about their burning passion language or whatever, that’d be pretty hot. Maybe not JavaScript.. ;)

Not in a “dick me down immediately” sort of way, ofc, but in a “mmmm sexy brain and sexy willingness to teach complicated stuff” sort of way. And really to me that’s a solid spring-board to “dick me down immediately” territory.

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I second this. This is how I got my wife to like me.

Be careful not to go overboard though, my wife, during the first few weeks, thought I might be hacking into her phone because I was tech savvy and we had too many weird things in common.

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[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What do I get as PHP Developer?

[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

A lambo obviously

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[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I started learning Coq recently. Where does that place me?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It places you one year ago before they rebranded in rocq (obviously to stop the puns)

[–] Miaou@jlai.lu 2 points 2 weeks ago

I know but I choose to ignore the rebranding, for exactly the same reason

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

That sounds harder.

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[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 3 points 2 weeks ago

Matlab?! Holy shit hahaha

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

So that's why they teach c++ in schools.

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