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[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (9 children)

Saying "I catch fish" is as descriptive as the first guy saying "sales analyst". Second person is a software developer, third guy is a systems architect. So you catch fish? Sure. What kind? On a river? In the ocean? Do you really just press a button that rolls up a big net full of turtles and dolphins as well and you're destroying the delicate balance of a fragile ecosystem? Are you a fishing guide?

Anyone can describe their job in three words. Understanding it is on you, man.

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[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Cum on camera

OF is a real job

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I do things

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I help people.

Cool, I have a real job.

Tom, 32, school crossing guard.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

I stack produce

[–] polle@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

I like Turtles.

[–] thedoctorlady@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I heal people

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I break shit

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I fix houses.

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Im president of the USA"....ah fuck.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 2 weeks ago

'of the USA' is one world in some languages. still a bullshit job though

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

We need to lower standards. Really. To something like "if your job makes other people worse, it's bullshit work". A lot of good people do stupid job just to put food on the table

That art style reminds me of hotline miami

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

I Beer Lego

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know it is a shitpost but this fucking fisherman that kills animals and destroys our environment. He is the worst. Fuck you fisherman!

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[–] Culf@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I manage systems

[–] ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago

still bad quality. but compression hasn't gotten that bad yet...

[–] Boppel@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

i catch fish (and then they rot on his ship, because thats all he does)

[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I pull beef

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