I'm really glad you so effectively censored the word b*ttom, I wouldn't want my poor innocent eyes to be exposed to the top-right pixels in the letter o
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That’s not a censor, that’s his anus.
So tight... 😏
0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o 0 o
For those that remember
It's engagement bait and you're falling for it
I'm sure they're very excited about their Lemmy metrics
Please explain to us how the Threadiverse algorithms promote content that receives either more comments or more direction-agnostic voting activity, and how this isn’t just OP being lazy and not selecting an uncensored version of the meme that they found on a site which has either those factors or which does reduce the visibility of posts with taboo words in
Attention seeking and validation seeking are baked into human personalities to varying degrees, and plenty of behavior predating social media (and even the internet) was motivated by those tendencies.
I never claimed it was, I was just referring to the original intent with which the half censor was placed on the image.
Bottom
Sorry
What the FUCK bro. You can't just type that shit.
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Being the CEO of your own company really isn't a guarantee of much, though.
If he sais something like "CEO of a fortune 500 company", that would be a bit different.
Neither is a entry level software engineer.
'entry' level alright
It's not just any company, it's a law firm 10 years after founding...Yeah, it could be a law firm that's barely scraping by in some village with 3 other law firms, but I highly doubt it. Plus it's a joke. The punchline is that the person is loaded.
But time doesn't mean growth, necessarily. A whole lot of companies are one man businesses, which don't even plan to grow.
Hell, basically being an uber driver means you're an entrepreneur with your own company, but slogging around drunks and pizzas all over town for 10 years doesn't really improve the situation.
The punchline is that the person is loaded, yeah, but it doesn't follow from the premise, and that's kinda my point. It hasn't been set up properly, see?
"Your earthly riches hold no appeal to me."
"$20,000."
"Ree-hee-hee-ally?"
$20k
Real question is: do I bring my own lube or not?
Programmers pre and post 2023
wait I'm out of the loop, what happened in 2023? My first full time software engineer job started in January 2023 so I might have missed whatever it was?
I'm almost there, the fourth panel is getting close enough that I can smell it. In ten years I'll be there for sure, maybe five.
“All my life, I have loved this land; worked it with my hands…”
Lots of layoffs
this is when the covid subsidies disappeared so companies started firing everyone.
Then the AI investments, and then just layoffs for fun.
I wanna be a housebottom.
It's all fine and dandy until the top comes back home and finds you lounging on the couch instead of cooking and then you get flogged raw.
That's supposed to be a problem?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That just sounds like abuse.
Granted, you may reside at the bottom of my house.
Are we talking basement or do i have to crawl everywhere
My current house only has a crawl space.
I love this house, but I do miss having a basement, especially whilst accommodating denizens such as yourself.
What messaging app is this? Nice UI
it's the Republican app grindr
Ah I see
More like ass-perations
If there'd been enough of a time delay to check the unemployment numbers on new graduate software engineers this would be perfect
What's a hetero housetop? A bum? Seems ironic, no?
Should have spelt it asspirations surely
This happened almost verbatim in Doctor Who.
edit: Also, I'm guessing this isn't actually you, but the color scheme is reminiscent of LCARS.
Sir the color scheme is called grindr
I wonder whether they were inspired by Star Trek.
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