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Black could be handy once in a while.

Obviously I'm teleporting to Albania.

5 Dollarydoos!?

Tirana. Being a courier, you can just zap yourself from South America or Australia straight to Albania to securely deliver a package or message. Provided your contracts cover the costs of the non-teleportation aspects, you can make millions easily.

Easy: Teleport to Albania for cheap rent and food, work somewhere with high pay.

If I could teleport other people into a Tool music video, this wins hands down.

Black one. You can earn a lot of money by being the fastest delivery agent.

Love the idea that a third string QB in the XFL is worth $5 AUD. Still overvalued.

5 bucks is 5 bucks

except not in australia

Can't believe no one at all is thinking about 'Become a Third String QB in the XFL'. There's nothing specifying that this is a one time transformation.

Being an XFL QB of any level seems like it would require a general level of health and wellbeing... If you could assume that this would make you capable of being a QB with everything that would typically entail and if that power was constant where you were always capable of being a QB... You could be kind of immortal, healthy, and always in at least above average shape.

Also imagining a world where all society has collapsed except the XFL, I'd read that book.

The black pill is the logical one to take. It's basically a get out of death (or jail, I suppose) free card if you can use it at the right time. Unfortunately, most people don't speak the language or have a passport that would allow them to leave the country. So you might have problems there.

Changing eye color at will would be cool as well, but not as useful in an emergency.

Going for purple to get the dog. I speak Mandarin, so if I put in the effort I could learn Cantonese really fast.

gonna increase my skull diameter by an inch and concuss the FUCK out of myself.

I could escape from everywhere by teleporting to Tirana, Albania.

Red. Rob a bank in a balaclava.

The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania

Looks like I’m gettin’ away scot free with a clean five dollarydoos.

Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?

There's a lot of room for interpretation with purple, but 80 million people speak Cantonese. I would be a fool not to take it.

Black, red could be useful for evading the law. Could probably profit off purple. The skull one probably has some side effect I'm not aware of.

ITT: a lot of people who don't commit crimes because they're afraid they'd get caught instead of, you know, ethics.

Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it's not even funny

Teleport. Easiest heist of my life.

Red pill,I guess 🤷‍♂️