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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Luol heads up the South Sudan Basketball Federation now. That’s noble as fuck and I’d absolutely sit down with this guy and listen to his story.

Also there’s a chance he’d buy. I’m all about a free McChicken.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do i get to choose which oart of tirana i go to, does it just choose a random place in tirana or is it just like the city center? Also red would be pretty cool.

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i could probably make some money from a speaking dog?

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Dvixen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Red. My eye colour already changes randomly, although less often and more subtly than it did when I was younger.

I'd love to be able to control it and confuse people.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm having a hard time deciding between the eye color and the teleport to Albania one. I'd probably eventually choose the latter, though

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're going to get to Albania and really wish you could change eye colors, you just know it.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But like, I could take a year long rocket to Mars, and immediately return, faster than the speed of light, to Earth, and also violate causality!

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure the XFL only existed between 2020 and 2023

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I'll take the blood one.

I think it'd be fun just to freak out some people. I would have gone with the eye one but I'm always wearing sunglasses, so would be wasted on me.

[–] Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

Yellow so less concussions

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Cantonese speaking dog.

I speak Cantonese

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[–] quantenzitrone@lemmings.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can I teleport from Tirana, Albania to point with higher altitude in Tirana, Albania?
Because infinite energy glitch.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I personally took it to mean you teleport, at will, to a random point in Tirana, Albania, since it wasn't specified.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it always the same random point, or will I sometimes land in the bedroom of a confused and angry Albanian?

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Australians win again.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Black would be useful. Cutting travel costs to Albania in half. Would somewhat limit future vacation spots because I would never be able to justify spending much if I can get to Albania for free.

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

DOG. Always dogs. More dogs. I want to pet all the dog.

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Purple. Get a fluffy fren thus easily?! AND I can practice my cantonese with them? :3

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[–] nurunuru@leminal.space 3 points 1 week ago

australians rise up

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