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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Yellow Tail, Barefoot and Manage a Trois. It’s still water.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

Hey now, ditch water tastes much better than any of those.

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How does one manage a Tois? Sounds like it'd be a messy endeavor

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I am convinced, consider me converted. As of today I'm a hydro homie

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dammit! Losing at chess without even playing AGAIN!

Oh well, at least I'm still not playing 🤷

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Likes to wear purple, hell of a bowler. I hear he's a pederast, though.

[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Well my mother went bowling wearing a boiler suit, calling herself jesus.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 6 points 3 days ago

Well there was this guy in Puerto Rico who sold me lysergic acid diethylamide on a cardboard, gotta tell you this, he definitely was a jesus.

... she said, and smiled in her special way