Never heard of the guy and both apple and meta can suck my infected boils.
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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Bastard ruining technology through one company moves to ruin technology through another company.
RIP Bozo, you won't be missed
EDIT : People seem to be interpreting this as me hating on that guy. I'm hating on apple and facebook. Fuck them both, all this shithead has done is gone from one company fucking up technology (apple) and gone to another company fucking up technology (facebook)
You calling him a bastard who personally ruins tech. You are hating on that guy or are missing some commas.
He's going to do a lot less damage at Meta. Other than the quest I don't think they actually make any hardware. What's he going to do?
thanks for making me realise that my post is interpreted as hating whoever the fuck this guy is, and not the shitty companies he's working for. for your convenience :
Bastard ruining technology through one company moves to ruin technology through another company.
RIP Bozo, you won’t be missed
EDIT : People seem to be interpreting this as me hating on that guy. I’m hating on apple and facebook. Fuck them both, all this shithead has done is gone from one company fucking up technology (apple) and gone to another company fucking up technology (facebook)
You can’t ruin what was never good.
apple was known for making excellent UX, that's the main reason their products are successful. It Just Works™. (well, that and status symbol)
the problems started before version 26, but i don't think there's been an apple software release that botched in a while
apple was known for making excellent UX,
It honestly baffles me how people can say this with a straight face. Iphone's UX is abysmal.
You open something, and to go back from it you... Look around the screen for clues! Sometimes, you have to swipe down. Sometimes swipe left. Sometimes tap the background. Sometimes tap the top-left corner. Other times, the top-left corner. Unless it's not just the top-left, it's the "toppest-leftest", a small little indicator on the very edge of the screen.
Whereas on Android you go back by tapping the "back" button, or swiping left/right from the edge of the screen (making the gesture ambidextrous). The only exception to this rule is when you're using an app that was lazily ported from iOS...
"Design is not just how it looks. Design is how it." -Alan
Words to live by.
Good riddance. Now stop hiding buttons.
He went to Meta, now you can expect every button on Instagra/Facebook other than "see ad" to be hidden
Now that he’s gone can they roll back to Material? Please?
Material is Google’s design language
Whatever it was before, go back.
Read their design guide when I was learning proper UI/UX design and there was a lot of detail on how designing it to be simple and intuiting how users used the interface. Not putting options behind a ton of sub menus, making buttons a certain size, what feedback is expected, how best to make notifications readable, etc. It’s like they threw out everything and said fuck it.
Some options hidden under submenus are just almost never used
Maybe you select some text on iOS and clearly your first instinct is going to be to do something with Apple Intelligence. What are the chances you would want to look the text up? Like zero so that’s an extra tap
(Uhg)
PS: retesting this now, maybe it got better with 26.1
My "favorite" thing in iOS is when you're composing an email and want to insert a photo. You press and hold to get a context menu, then you tap the right arrow on the context menu a few times until you get "insert photo" (because apparently inserting a photo in an email is the last thing you'd ever want to do). Easy enough (lol) except that the right arrow changes position every time you tap it because the width of the context menu changes based on the width of the text options, so you're likely to tap outside the menu and dismiss it accidentally. For bonus points, I get to watch my 90-year-old mother with long fingernails try to do this.
I was curious about the quote, but it got jpegged away :(
It's a Steve Jobs quote:
“Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.”
Damn. Truly a visionary I must say. Nobody ever thought to think of a design in terms of how something works before
No but seriously though, I don't really get this quote. Isn't that.. obvious?
For Apple? No, it isn't. Which is why we got the incredible air phone or whatever that shit was.
They make quality stuff, but it's always been about vanity. Drives me nuts how much some people are religious about their shit.
Their shit like iPad and macbook, for creative work. There are no efficient alternatives.
That's just wrong.
I hope you have something better than an android tablet paired with windows laptop for that job.
As far as I understand it nobody's even buying the iPhone air. It's obviously a cheap version of the product which should be great if it also had a cheaper price, but since it costs almost as much as the normal iPhone no one can see the point.
ohhh, so Microsoft is bad at design, I was trying to pinpoint exactly what was so fucked up with their shit
because seriously how the fuck does nothing Microsoft just work anymore
even notepad was enshittified, I just learned there's fucking copilot in notepad. I'm trying to hold out on Win10 at work, but they're also making OneDrive trigger BSODs a few times a day now...
if(computerShouldWork){ dont(); }
TBF Microsoft also don't know how to make things look and feel right. For ages, their primary UI design tools were a toolbar crammed with buttons end to end, a vertical list crammed with items, and a table crammed with items row by row — culminating in Windows 8's tiles. MS didn't understand that people need spatial organization, spacing and margins, and only recently started separating toolbar buttons with white space in their apps.
Meanwhile principles of grouping are any designer's most basic tools. One could make good design with sticks and mud if they follow the principles.
jpegged away
It wasn't jpegged away, that's the awesome joke.
Should have gone one OS earlier. 😒
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that Dye will lead a new creative studio within the company's AR/VR division Reality Labs.
Sweet, now he can actually achieve his fantasy of becoming a glazier in VR.
The famous metaverse, billions spent with 0 users
Lol good luck getting boomers to look at grey text on light grey backgrounds
I don't know. I feel like that image is great design and enjoyable to look at. Hiding easily interpolated text in glare while having the rest on a rainbow is awesome.
this is a partial rewrite of an older meme captioned "if apple really had courage"
"Design philosophy" may be the one type of philosophy even more useless than actual philosophy.
...and then he Dyed.