this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2025
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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 20 hours ago

I'm confused about what kind of response they were expecting to get. Were they hoping someone was going to link them a timu shrink ray?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Tiny, unusable corners like those always frustrate me. They’re effectively permanent, because they cost more to take back than they are worth, but look ridiculous. I don’t mean to overreact, but whoever decided to create this useless sliver of space should get aids.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I bet they're premade stairs and someone didn't check the measurements or just didn't gaf.

[–] Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nah I love silly stupid corners. Put a roller shelf in it.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Best I can do is stack up all the (bits of) corpses and box it in.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

AIDS, aids to you, good sir or madam or other

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

Thinking with portals.