OMG, the "bless you" is such a weird culture shock to me. It feels so awkward. Why gotta say it, like WHYYY? (I'm an introvert, I hate this weird "tradition" or whatever)
Can we just stop saying "bless you" or whatever?
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My default is 5. My record high is 19 in a row. π
Yep someone sneezed at MY wedding why are you trying to steal the attention for yourself?
Multiple sneezes are just a scam for more blessings. If I keep offering them, what's your incentive to ever stop?
Heard a good one the other day
[sneeze] bless you [sneeze] bless you [sneeze] alright you're on your own
My girlfriend sounds like a car starting in cold weather when she sneezes. It's like 8-10 fast ones in a row. Ka-chu-ka-chu-ka-chu-ka-chu-chu-chuka-sniffle.
My personal record is ~17 sneezes in a row. Hashtag "allergy life".
Years ago back at summer camp I hit my personal record of 22. Idk what plant was there I was allergic to, but I was surrounded in it. I don't think I've sneezed more than like 10 in a row since then.
"hold your blesses, I'm going for a record"
Iβll send this to my friend who either doesnβt sneeze or sneezes 10 times in a row.
Maybe heβll show it to his daughter who somehow inherited that.
I sneeze multiple times when I become aroused and I have yet to encounter anyone else this happens to.
Not me, but I've been known to get hiccups when I cum. Not every time, thankfully, but with semi-regularity.
For me itβs normally 2 or 3 maximum volume sneezes
I have sun sneezes and for some reason people who have that also sneeze multiple times. I havenβt sneezed just once for about 20 years.
I have this, too. It's useful when I'm trying to work out a sneeze, but can be confounding if that happens at night. Sometimes artificial light will work, but rarely.
Sneezing isn't normal. I never sneeze.
One (1) big gigaton level sneeze or get the fuck out