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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 182 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 72 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ironically, this scene is now 24 years old

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The future is over. We missed it.

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

We fucked it up. ☹️

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The number 69 has staying power. It was hardly new when it was used in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and that was in 1989, 37 years ago.

How long will 6-7 last? I'm guessing not more than a year. I bet even now it's being included as part of a script for a kids' movie, and by the time the movie comes out the kids will all think it's "cringe" (or whatever term replaces cringe).

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Nature is healing.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My best estimate is another 6-7 months

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I'm giving you 6 downvotes and 7 upvotes.

[–] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putting Gen Z slang in a movie, especially a bad one, is one of the known ways of killing it overnight.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 20 hours ago

Putting young-person slang in a movie has been a bad idea since before Gen Z existed.

[–] omxxi@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

it will get 6.7 at Rotten Tomatoes

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[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hang on hang on

Has anyone else noticed it says 46th Anniversary, 45th Anniversary, etc? So this photo was taken in 2012, 14 years ago?

The vast majority of the kids that would buy this weren’t even born yet

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

You mean... we finaly have proof of time travelers?

[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I found a search result that matched from 2013 facebook, but what the thing is there the 69 sign is sold out instead.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah it’s clearly a terrible photoshop around the bars!

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nah just a basic shitty photo edit

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Well, you can do a shitty photo edit exactly how you want whereas getting AI to perform the same thing would likely be more difficult.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 108 points 2 days ago (2 children)

6 x 7 = 42

The kids are alright.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I even think dabbing is pretty oldy moldy at this point

[–] doug@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

People who are still sad about 69 losing here have no imagination or at least no physiological flexibility

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I never could have seen the day coming when a number could out sell 69....

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Especially in this context where 1969 is the moon landing and Woodstock year

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

Are falling for that hoax? Woodstock was staged! And I even have proof of that:

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I’m gonna go drink till I throw up

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

67 doesn't require the horny brain that is needed for 69. It's the same level of amusement but becuase there is no sexual connection it can be understood more widely and also cannot be shamed in silence.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I just lost The Game.

[–] Makeshift@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

69 made me initially wonder how sexual 67 was and why kids were laughing at another inappropriate sex number.

Learning It's NOT a sex number, and honestly has no meaning at all, puts my non-horny brain firmly on Team 67. It's just a giant innocent in-joke. I love it.

The ingredients for 42 ftw!

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

67 is masturbating with a hoe. (the actual garden tool)

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

And can be understood by children

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago
[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

The world I grew up in no longer exists for way worse reasons than this. 😔

[–] socsa@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The children are wrong and I can prove it mathematically.

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Hmm, I doublechecked your math and you're right! Write the paper and I cosign! This is going to change the world!

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Execute Order 66

[–] veekz@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Funny, but also this is just a bad photoshop

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It used to be 69 and photoshop, now it's 6 7 and AI. Guess now we're the elders telling tales from yore.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Look at the bars. This is not AI

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