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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 month ago

Mountains hate this one simple trick!

[–] mech@feddit.org 39 points 1 month ago

Hear me out...

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This one took me awhile because a ladder is a normal tool that someone would use to add or remove holds when updating the routes so this just looked like a picture of of a wall that is being set up.

[–] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Get out of here with your reasonable take

[–] homes@piefed.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] goondaba@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain, why is he climbing a mountain?

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dzsimbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

to envelop.. that mountain.

[–] the_citizen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I would still be slower than the top athletes.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

tell us you're a bottom without telling us you're a bottom

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(Also that's not a step-ladder you perv.)

This is a great metaphor for AI coding

[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, there are no laws prohibiting this.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You can just do stuff.

[–] python@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's the Any% category, everything is legal

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

isn't all rock climbing any%? with 100% you have to hit all the handholds and fuck no

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 1 month ago

The other day I saw article claiming you can touch holds on a boulder and still flash it so some people would probably be ok with this as well.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Those guys seem like jerks. Staff member tells him no because he could get seriously hurt and cost the gym a lot of money, and he argues with them and lies about being an internet prankster.

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah they are jerks. They started out as jerks, then got really nice for a while, and then they got "fuck you" money and started being jerks again bc they can just pay people off after

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 month ago

They 100% are. I'm sure a gym by them would've let them prank others if they called and scheduled ahead of time and followed certain procedures. But instead they just barge in and make their own rules

It took me way too long to get this.

[–] BandDad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I'm so tired, I was looking at everything but the ladder and wasn't getting it... time to rest.

[–] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

u will be onto a ladder

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Give it some clever name and sell this shit in REI. You'll be rich.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Give it a European-sounding name first.

The Spühlmößen: Adventure awaits!

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

thomas ladder