Because that's who runs them. A butthole.
And because it perfectly illustrates what value AI brings. Because the only thing that comes from it is shit.
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I agree, but you can also fart from a butthole (which is funny) & some people have sex with them.
Nobody is fucking Sam and co. & they are not funny.
Because a dick is too obvious:
Technically anus translates from Latin to old people so "from many old people" is still accurate
(I think that was the joke)
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There should be a product which removes AI from programs. It's logo could be toilet paper, because it wipes away the shit.
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Simple.
During sex, the butthole is either visible, in the near vicinity or the active target of stimulation.
Basically the only times you generally actually see a butthole (in general people) is when your genitals are swollen.
So see butthole, remember sexy times unconsciously.
Or not. But it sounds like something that would come out of a marketing department.
This reads like an alien trying to explain why humans like buttholes.
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All those folks worrying about population decline should be thrilled
bingo
Trans men can already become pregnant and usually require significantly less water and electric power to accomplish it, though 🤷🏻
Thanks for the trans inclusivity. I hate it when people claim that only women can get pregnant.
Still, I know many trans women that would love the chance to become pregnant. What if AI is their only chance?
What if AI is their only chance?
One could always drop coins into a wishing well, which has about as much chance as AI of solving this particular problem.
Whatever the visual equivalent of nominative determinism is, I suppose.
Full of shit, made by assholes, produces diarrhea.
Mind of the beholder?
I'm reminded of a college Art History prof who thought every ancient image or object that was round represented Mother Earth, and anything long was phallic. Nevermind that these were the same people who figured out agriculture, medicine, fermentation, engineering, laws... [all the things the Romans did for us besides Nothing]... but somehow they were only capable of two artistic concepts.
I cannot stand people like that professor, like anytime there's 3 of something it must be because the artist is deeply Christian and trying to evoke the holy trinity.
Or maybe they bought a four pack of apples or bananas and ate one before doing the still life! Not everything has to have some deep meaning, sometimes people just paint shit Mrs. Foxtrot!
Triple symbolism is practically everywhere both before and after the rise of Christianity. The most notable example I can think of is the Valknut from Norse culture.
It's almost like the Christians assimilated the culture of the preceding civilisations
That ain't really a direct issue with Christianity though their synchrotism game is fucken solid. Every culture does this either with their ancestor culture or with interacted cultures usually both. The stupidity isn't saying that certain symbols are associated with X, Y, or Z but with having the buck stop with said association. The triple symbolism goes back to the Neolithic in Europe and given how common wood tools seem to have been id hazard a guess there may have been even older examples somewhere that were simply lost due to being made of more perishable materials.
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This is basically what I was saying. What the hell. I find people claiming every cylinder in art to be a dick insufferable too.
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It's because it's all just ass tricks
Because the assholes ruining the whole world genuinely think it's funny to do shit like that right in our faces, let's be honest
It's a shit service.
E pluribus anum
Welcome to the toilet bowl. Enjoy the view
The real answer is because it's a really easy unimaginative design. We basically have to be lucky that they didn't try and change one of their letters into the logo I'll put a giant X at the start and a Z at the end, but maybe that's too 1990s.
XAI★ZZ2000
Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Would be proud.
Illustration of their founders.
They're showing you where their product comes from.
To symbolize their desire to assfuck all the workers they can cut from payrolls.
Representation of their CEOs
You've heard of nominative determinism, well now we've got iconographic determinism!
The Walmart logo is one of those. I think you may be onto something here!
It's because they all imagine themselves as the center of everything.
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