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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was this an actual real post or satire?

I genuinely have no clue.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Welcome to the 2024. This year's presidential election will have exclusive live coverage on election night, from your official election coverage team....The Onion. No word on if they'll still deal in satire on the night, but it is confirmed that it will be absurd.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I miss Nihilist Arby's.

"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance

Eat Arby’s"

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I genuinely can't tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We’re probably more likely to see a return to feudalism, with the wealthy getting worshipped as god-kings and regular folks going back to being illiterate peasants working the land for their overlords.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I envy your optimism, that things get better in the future.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I'd go insane if I didn't believe that.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of why some people turn to religion. Clinging to fairy tales & imaginary promises of a better future, makes life bearable.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I'm very thankful to not have it

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thank goodness my "third world country" offers free tuition for uni. 🤩

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Me too, almost. My student debt will be paid off Sept 2025 🙏

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn't have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.

Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of "big picture" reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.

[–] Cargon@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

There are a lot of Republicans I need to outlive before I throw in the towel.