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[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 45 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forced perspective? That's what she said.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I think it's just shopped? Each of those inches looks like an inch and a half.

[–] jared@mander.xyz 17 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's the "2x4" tape measure.

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago

The inverse dimensional lumber tape measure

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Implying their legs aren't comically short

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No like the inches are long. Pull out a tape measure and look

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't live in America with inches on my tape measure

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 2 points 5 months ago

Bro don't know how to inches 💀

[–] baggins@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

I live in Canada we get inches AND centimeters.

Bonus units

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago

Could be a compact tape measure

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Every male is given this tape measure at birth.

[–] Lemon376Unpadded@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If this was real, you'd only need an average sized dick to poke a girls guts

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Thats why average is enough. Also depending on the females/girls/woman's anatomy, depth, width, etc some prefer it smaller. Motion of the ocean is also very important.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

why do you think it's not real?

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Because her thigh would be 6" long. Or maybe shes a 10yo.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

Really 6 inchel long? I'd say it smells like a foot.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How big is that in football fields, tho'?

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

About 0.0016666666666666668 football fields (US)

Or

0.0015151515151515152 if your Canadian

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

Gonna need a banana for scale

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Girl I got two of them if six is too much 😎

[–] shaggyb@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Uh, no. That's a 3 year old.