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[–] individual@toast.ooo 91 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] ywuduyu@piefed.social 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I tried this and now there is a fucking ancient library in my room. Thanks for that.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 7 points 2 months ago
[–] Creat@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ctrl+Shift+n for entire Windows, not just tabs.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ummm... Isn't that the batin hotkey?

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

came to post this, beat me to it

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Honzai@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Ctrl + shift + n brings back the whole window instead of just one tab (tested in Firefox)

[–] thewitchslayer@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you close a whole window at once, Ctrl+shift+T brings back all at the same time

On chrome, Ctrl+shift+N opens an incognito window

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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

There are also recently closed tabs and recently closed windows in history

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 2 months ago

or tap repeatedly

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

What browser doesn't have restore previous session? I'd like to avoid that one.

[–] teegus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they were looking at some cultural content in incognito mode

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What, and risk not having it in your history 4 months later when you think "oh man that one video was super educational and would be very enlightening right now"?

[–] spamspeicher@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

For that we have yt-dlp for secure, offline copies on the disk. My po... eh, potentially very important video collection is growing day by day.

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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 months ago (5 children)
  1. Bookmark anything important
  2. Delete history and other browser data on close

I can't be the only one?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
  1. Bookmark anything really important

  2. Hoard stuff that's really interesting that I'll get to eventually probably.

  3. Occasionally sift through the tabs to discard outdated stuff.

  4. (optional) Actually get to some of those things I'd get to eventually.

4 has happened too often for me to discard the system. Tabs are temporary bookmarks so my real bookmark folder doesn't get swamped with every interesting thing I see.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Add a step in between where you don't remember why you decided to left it open, and a final step where you're sure you had an open tab but you can't find it.

[–] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Tab groups are my best friend for the last part. I have a perpetual group for 'gift potentials', one for recipes, and one for a hobby of mine. Each group has between 5-20 tabs lol

[–] taaz@biglemmowski.win 4 points 2 months ago

bookmark folders

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
  1. Bookmark wayyy to much
  2. DDG it anyways
  3. Delete on close
  4. Wipe thousands of bookmarks every couple of years
[–] LucidNightmare@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

This is me.

I have Firefox delete everything besides container URLs, because I don’t want cookie and site data living on my computer. It would be a nice feature, but I’m not going to make a container for every website so they don’t sniff each others cookies like dogs sniff each others asses.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Im the same

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This guy is going to be so surprised when he hears about the browser history.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or the "restore session" option.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

or ctrl +shift +t

(it reopens the last closed tab or window, can be spammed)

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah but those tabs have been open for months, they're so far back in my history and I don't even know what was in there

[–] fading_person@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

There are extensions to save the current session as bookmarks.

Personally, I find that too many tabs ooen for a long time makes me feel uneasy and gives me some anxiety.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago
[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

20? Is that a significant number? I feel like I could memorize 20 urls. 400-500 would be a realistic number. What is this, the 90s?

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[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
[–] donalonzo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

You're like my grandma but instead of wrapping paper, you're hoarding anxiety.

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago
[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I remember double digits fondly.

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[–] InfiniteHench@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
  1. It’s 2025, is there even a browser that doesn’t reopen your tabs by default? Who are the criminals building those?
  2. Keeping a zillion tabs open is a resource strain on classic computers. If people are up for it, they could explore saving tabs to stuff like task apps or bookmark services.
[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Every modern browser will snooze your tabs automatically, making them take practically no resources.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My daughter has the same mental problem. You should hear her when I recommend closing a few tabs when she calls me for "my computer is so slow!".

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In firefox there's an extension that suspends tabs that haven't been active for a while. I guess that chrome has something similar.

In firefox as well, the vertical tab organizer is very helpful for people that use tabs as informal bookmarks.

[–] anguo@piefed.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In firefox there’s an extension that suspends tabs that haven’t been active for a while. I guess that chrome has something similar.

Firefox does that natively now, AFAIK. Also, a popular Chrome extension that did the same changed hands and turned to malware a while back, just FYI.

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[–] FishFace@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Those are rookie numbers

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i got 64gb ram so that i never had to close a tab again

[–] ILoveUnions@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I got 4 monitors so that I'd never have to stop having a tab on top again. 64 gb to keep them running.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Should've done that, I foolishly though 32 GB would be 'enough'.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 2 months ago

Ctrl + shift + n is your friend!

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Let It Burn!

[Verse 1] Oh, the scrolls inside were brighter, Than a thousand suns together, But the torches came to turn, Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn.

[Verse 2] The scholars cried in sorrow, “There’ll be no notes tomorrow!” But knowledge had no concern, Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn.

[Chorus] It doesn’t show signs of stopping, The papyrus ash is dropping, And since wisdom won’t return, Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn.

[Bridge] When we finally say goodbye, How we’ll miss all that Plato and Pi! But if history’s meant to die, Then we’ll watch the embers fly.

[Verse 3] All the scrolls are now a-cinder, The air’s a smoky tinder, But oh, how the flames still churn — Let it burn, let it burn, let it burn.

[Outro] No Aristotle’s learning, Just the glow of pages burning, And as the ages turn, Let it burn… let it burn… let it burn.

[–] The_Decryptor@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Honestly the Edge collections feature is fantastic for this, but it's hidden in a sub menu so it feels like they don't want people to use it.

They're like a hybrid bookmark and note taking feature, add a group, name it, add tabs to it, add notes to it, reorder it all, etc. Only thing it's missing is a way to turn a tab group or window into a collection and back again, it's a manual process currently (add/remote a tab at a time)

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