When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time!
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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"Or else Pizza is gonna send out for you!"
I've seen that before and I just can't place it ..... a movie from the 90s? ... definitely before the popular internet ... very disturbing ... I love it ... but I just can't place it
Spaceballs (1987 movie)
Such a shame Pizza the Hut won't be in the sequel!
Poffertjes! (Dutch mini pancakes)
when do you add the frog?
When you prepare the plate for your mother in law.
no way im not sharing with her
She can have the frog I'll eat the rest
i'll share with you, just she doesn't deserve any delicious frog. she knows what she did
Yeah fuck her. Because she never had any children, so I am single.
You know what I'll still eat it
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
Mmm... Pizza-flavored frog legs 🤤
a delicacy in fraitaly
it has to be poisonious, right?
Maybe, but not all toxins are deadly. Some are fun with the right mindset 😜🐸
Therapist: “Albino pac-frog pizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you”
Me: “did you even bother to look at the meme I sent you?”
Don't care, still looks delicious..
Forbidden pizza snack
I read the top text, still thought it was a pizza, then read the bottom text and was confused.
Reminds me of that one episode of Chernobyl.
Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll
It looks like the strange middle ground between pizza and Freddy Krueger. Oh well, man's got to eat, sorry Freddy.
Hah, I believe that is the scene where he says he loves "soul food". Excellent.