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>Be at Swedish ship cruise
>haven't defecated in a week week
>shit at least three giant python in the toilet
>try to flush
>not working.jpg
>panic
>try to flush again but shit doesn't flush
>look for a cleaner lady in the hallway
>Swedish is really bad so grab the hand of cleaner, and take her to the bathroom
>try to flush and say "titta"(watch in english) while push flush button
>shit goes quite normally away to sewer
A lot of unfortunate decisions were made quick succession.
The toilet remembers the things she's done to it so her presence literally scared the shit out of it.
And this is extra funny as a Swede.
Why? What's going on up there?
Not much else, clearly.
Everyone has that moment when you ask someone to verify there is a problem with something, only for it to work perfectly when they are watching and make you look like a moron in the process.
yes. titta.
I'm 110% sure this isn't a joke, as I've been on those boats and seen way heavier shit. Literally and metaphorically.
Reminds me when my lazy rabbit wouldn't move when I was nudging him to wake up, so I run to get my dad, come back and he's sitting up and eating hay.
It's better with friends.
Problem solves itself!
god i forgot about this one
made me spit all over my laptop
He stole that story from this greentext and made the restaurant thing up
/s
This is an ancient joke. I don't remember exactly where I heard it first, but it was definitely before Whitehall told it on Graham Norton.
Yeah I first heard this as a kid in the 90s. Jokes get recycled a lot.
False! Anon doesn’t have the funds to go on a cruise let alone the ability to talk to someone if their shit clogs the toilet.
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